Who The Hell Is This Guy?
Oh, hey. You clicked.
Which means one of two things:
1. You're trying to figure out if I'm another Instagram scammer pushing "6-figure roadmap" PDFs.
2. You're wondering if I actually know what I'm talking about.
Either way, you're here now.
Might as well keep reading.
I'm Robert, and I help info-product businesses make more money without burning piles of it on useless tactics.
And unlike 99% of "growth operators" and "copywriters" on that jungle of an app called Instagram...
I actually know what I'm doing.
(Shocking... I know.)
Why Most Growth "Experts" Let You Down
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Big talk. Bigger promises.
And then...
Nothing.
No results. No real strategy. Just:
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The same copy-pasted funnel tactics from 2017.
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Zero understanding of your offer or audience.
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Overpromising, underdelivering, and disappearing faster than your engagement.
Meanwhile, you're left staring at your Stripe account like:
That's why most businesses stall out before they even hit their stride.
And that's exactly what I fix.
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What I Do Instead
I don’t sell “magic” solutions...
But I do build systems that actually work.
For scaling...
For converting...
For turning casual lurkers into paying customers.
And unlike your average "growth" guru...
I don't rely on hacks.
I don't give recycled advice.
I don't say "bro, just send more emails" like that's an actual strategy lol.
I'm just here to give you tailored, strategic moves that actually...
You know...
...Grow your business?? Instead of just leaving you hoping for results.
That's Nice... But Is This Guy Even Good???
Uhh...
Idk.
Maybe?
Here... let's check:
Huh.
Would you look at that.
Guess I don't suck after all.
Wait... So What's This Page For??
Oh right. The reason you're here.
This is not a sales page.
There's no “free consultation.” (which is code for sales call)
No "doors closing soon" fake urgency.
No shady countdown timers that magically restart when you refresh.
I know how this works.
I DM’d you. You got curious.
You clicked my profile.
Then, like a rational person, you came here to see if I’m legit or just another NPC sending mass DMs.
Fair.
So here’s what you should know:
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I'm not a bot (unless bots are getting reeeaalllly good at sarcasm).
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I know how to make good businesses scale faster without wasting time on outdated strategies.
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If we ever work together, I don’t get paid to waste your time. I get paid to make you more money.
I value my time more than $50 gigs on Upwork.
So if you're looking for the cheapest freelancer possible, no worries...
Just hit me up, and I'll send a beginner who can do it for cheap.
But if you want actual results, and not just "affordable copy"...
You know where to find me.
If you made it this far, congrats. You survived this chaotic mess of a page.
Now, you have two choices.
1. DM me and let's talk business.
2. Do nothing. Pretend you never saw this, and go back to wondering why your funnel isn't converting.
Either way, I'm still here. Still writing. Still making my clients more money.
And you?
Well... we'll see.
See you in the DMs.
Alright... Two Choices.
Oh, And One More Thing...
